A traveller, eh? You're new to Irien? Well. That's something we don't see every day. If you're not from Irien, where are you from? They say Irien's a ball, don't they? It's not like you could've just jumped onto our map from your own.
Earth? Like soil? Soil ain't a place, buddy. Unless you mean to say that you just crawled out of the ground like a plains-mole. But I'd hardly be surprised if you did. Strange things are happening here, you know.
What kind of strange things? Oh, all sorts. No, I can't really explain. I pick up a lonely wanderer's tale here and there, but you can't really expect a little man like me to spell out the mysteries of the world. You know, there was another strange bloke just like you around here the other day. Just opened up a rift in reality and stepped casually out of his little nowhere. It was the strangest thing, I tell you.
But I digress. You know, there are some people who are really good at this sort of thing. I mean, the strange sort of thing. The knowing what's going on sort of thing. Some people are real good at having their eyes and ears open. Oh, not me, no. Not me at all. I can tell what's happening one day at a time. Some folks can string together the days, too, to make era-long garlands. But not me. I'm just here to take you across the ocean.
Give it a try, though, won't you? The garland-stringing, that is. What you see here in Irien might not make an awful lot of sense at first. It might not make an awful lot of sense after a lifetime, either. But if you happen to be one of those people who are good at seeing things – good at tying days into garlands – you can learn a lot here. The world speaks volumes, but you have to know its language. So piece together the little scenes you come across and the little stories you observe. You might find that things are connected in ways you’d never have imagined. Do it for me, and for the little folk who want to know what’s happening in the world that we belong to. And if we meet again, tell me what you learn. Keep your eyes open, your ears unplugged and your wits whetted, and start learning the language of my world.