Thoughts on Alexis, Caitlyn, Dominic, Iris and Anderson?
Alexis; If I were to describe her using five words, they’d be alcohol, bitch, and more alcohol. What a try-hard, though. Let’s just say the “Fuck the Police” image doesn’t work for her.
Caitlyn; And on the topic of fucking the police, Caitlyn’s probably already done that to get out of a DUI. I mean, damn. She already screwed with Anderson, didn’t she?
Dominic; I’m like, 95% sure that he has ADHD, so it’s not really his fault, but seriously, if somebody here can figure out a way to make him shut up, I’ll offer my first born child to them.
Iris; She’s like a bottle of rat poison disguised as apply fucking juice. All sweet until her best friend Dahlia comes out. I wonder how her Dissociative Identity Disorder started.
Anderson; Fucking around with girls since, what, 2004? And already got laid in his first week of arriving. Girls here better watch out, though, because it seems like he just uses them as an aphrodisiac before moving on to the next.