Give 👏 Ronan 👏 Lynch 👏 an 👏 Irish 👏 Wolfhound 👏
this is a repost because the quantity/contents of my tags dropped it out of search (why does this always happen to me? does it happen to anyone else?? why is tumblr like this???) but Listen:
Ronan and Adam wake up one day with a heaping mass of grey fur between them and blearily panic that Ronan has brought a bear back from his dreams
They soon realise that it is in fact a colossal dog with a ridiculously regal/wise countenance who befriends Chainsaw in .2 seconds and materialises beside Ronan whenever he’s feeling particularly angsty or whenever shit is going down
It’s a very very tall dog
Imagine Ronan in the middle of a showdown with a gigantic mythical (magical?) war hound at his side
But also Ronan remembering Niall acting out the legend of Cú Chulainn and the wolfhound
And thinking about Cú Chulainn’s self imposed penance for slaying the hound in self-defence and taking its name as his own
And thinking about Cú Chulainn’s supernatural affinity with animals
And thinking about Niall and the spear and not wanting to be the spear
And looking at this dream dog and wanting to be more than all of that, with the wolfhound at his side and with minimal blood shed
(And maybe naming her Scáthach, meaning ‘She Who Walks in Shadow’, after the fearsome battle trainer and seer who trained Cú Chulainn in war-craft because that’s exactly the kind of edgy and badass that would appeal to him and also because he’d delight in mocking the gangsey for their horrific attempts at pronouncing it)
(She could be Scá for short - Skaw isn’t as tricky for them to get the hang of and there’s something about Chainsaw and Scá as a pairing that works)
(And on occasion Cú Scioból/Cú Cabeswater/etc.)