mum and facebook = a very not-good idea
Hi Maxine Cools Hello Trish Littler hello to u 2 How is your new computer?? my computer is cool just like you and me Maxie I am finding nearly everyone is been rude on facebook cause they keep on ignoring me. Oh, how rude of them yes how rude what can i do about this been ignored all the time I don't know mum Maybe you could make some more friends who will reply to you Like who, Oh I know maybe I will still your friends Good idea mum can you give me their facebook details so that I can befriend them' No sorry Oh why not good bye Hey Maxine speak with your Mum Hi mum how are you hello maxie i am good what about yourself? where are you at the moment okay I can see that u read my message 1 min ago and you still have not reply what are you slow I'm good i'm in the living room how about you? I am good also/ Yeah you said that already when i asked you before I meant where are you at the moment well why keep on asking the same question all the time. that is boring WhAt oh my mistake thought that you where asking me how was I , I am in the dining room approx 30 feet away from you yes approx 30 feet sounds about right I know I am right as I am always right unlike you who is always wrong rude i'm telling dad go ahead and make my day what is he going to do about it. bring it on saw my message at 737 and the time is now 739 what is your problem??????????? hey what were you typing i saw you were typing read what I have just type mum did you even learn tense in school Of cours but this is face-book dont need the tense only the present oh oh too you too not oh to me oh to you what for oh to you that's what's for what* for you need some tense,presence and what for i know tense i took the book while taking a bath that's got two tenses in it but 3 tense are better then 2 you sound like an asian person trying to speak english oh my that was rude i apologise mum
okay
i cant believe how many people from the late 80's and the early 90', have located me on face book the internet is infinite mum whatever i typed you that message in error should have gone to someone else
okay mum
mum i saw you saw my message what are you slow
yes very slow just like my no:2 daughter
who ashley? no 2 daughter not no: 1 oh alex?
well you are slow aren't you
u know what yolo swag that's what
thought that was yellow swag
no yolo you only live once yolo it's stupid
it is the kiss principle
what
keep it simple stupid kiss
ah yes kind of
maxine steal the remote so that I can change the channel
i can't that's rude
why not rudeness is your middle name
hahah you're so funny okay i'll steal the remote for you but if i get arrested i'm blaming you
I deny all knowledge of your crime
it's right here on facebook i can show them
dad can't see it
I can show him but im not going to he didn't even realise
he just asked me where i put the remote mum he's onto us
he has finally just realised
