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[deerangle3]

Can you write a scenario how we dye my big brother Barou's hair at a sleepover... (my platonic boyfriend Zantetsu is there as well also Karasu is there too)

DIGGA ICH HAB GRAD DEN GANZEN SHIT GESCHRIEBEN NUR DASS FUCKING TUMBLR SICH ERHÄNGT JETZT IST ALLES WEG DA HAB ICH KEINEN BOCK MEHR

mal sehen ob ichs neu schreiben kann

GUYS I FUCKING HATE TUMBLR DUMB ASS SHIT DELETED MY WHOLE ASS THINGY I WRITE FFS

AT first barou wouldn't agree but after some peer pressure (coercion) he would agree to red

we'd forget gloves so our hands would get red and it would look like we murdered someone (kuon)

mao would be feeding barou singular fries the whole time

I would get karasu to bird-feed me fries

Zantetsu and Karasu would be dying laughing like the whole time

barou would have weird Red spots in his face because some dye would get there

barou would deny having bj Lippen

karasu would take silly pictures of barou (0.5 perspective hehe) and then we'd all laugh about them except for barou (who can't get away from the camera because hes getting his hair dyed)

"PAGAHHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE THE RED TELETUBBY"

"I DO NOT YOU FUCKING PRICK"

In the end barou would have but a mere red shine in his hair, because we forgot to (buy any) bleach

perhaps next time 😔

[deerangle3]

Can you write headcanons about us bringing Lorenzo into your garden and then we get the hose and shoot water at him so he finally gets cleaned (Zantetsu and Karasu are there as well)

JAA MAANNN

we lure him to my house by promising him gold ingots, saying they're hidden underground in the garden

he goes digging for them and as he starts, we get the hose and SPRAY HIM DOWN WITH IT SO HE CAN FINALLY GET RID OF SOME OF HIS GREASE

mao would cheer and wheeze and caught up a bunch of mini barous

karasu and zantetsu would be laughing because this deranged lanky man dogging through my garden, getting hosed down wouod be hilarious.

he would try lunging at us or something and chew at our feet but mao would calm him by promising him fries

he'd look like a wet dog

karasu would film it cuz heehee funny.

after that we would get a bunch of hair dryers and blow dry him (dog)

"so where are my gold ingots?"

"uhhmm, there aren't any..."

"FUCK YOU, IM TELLING SNUFFY!"

ooc but funny

[deerangle3]

can you write some headcanons about how Karasu, Zantetsu and Barou would react to those idiots we met on our way to Rewe

-karasu would probably call them mediocre and then proceed to ignore them while dragging us away

-barou would actually grab the one that like walked after us by his collar and like threaten him, probably spit in his face or sth

-im not sure if zantetsu would also ignore them or think of a bad ass comeback to say (he'd likely mess up his words and say sth unintended, bonus points if it made it even better)

-I think barou would've kicked the scooter they drive by on, so they fall off or sth

-I think karasu would've called them gay with me

-zantetsu would probably try to be our meat shield or something (silly babygirl we love him)

-BONUS! Shidou would have beaten them to a bloody pulp, and made them get on their knees and beg for forgiveness