for the ask game—
DEVIL HORN cuz I WILL raise hell for you any day of the week (Ive got a lot of contacts down there ;)
MY AXE: if anyone tries messing with you they better run — i will attack like an overprotective feral raccoon
magicking stick to hopefully heal that headache you always seem to have (definitely not caused by me)
and of course, everyone’s favorite rock. *hands you @rock-anon*
- I appreciate the gesture, but I’m pretty sure I won’t be needing a whole demonic army soon (you’re more than a handful alone - I can’t possibly imagine *more* of you)
- thanks boss, you’re my favourite feral raccoon (not that I have any others, but the hearts there)
- ahhh that feels nice, is this what it feels like to be unburned by the world? I could get used to this!
-You wouldn’t! I couldn’t possibly take lovely Rock! (I’d have to ask him first) this is literally the most precious gift I’ve ever received, I will treasure them and protect them with my life (If they want to come with)
