#irl farts

[shygas]

stinkin up ur bed!!

[stinkyminxy]

TRUE STORY FARTS: PT 1

Being a gassy friend and person in general, for me at least, has caused me a fair share of embarrassing situations. But when I look back on them, I can't stop obsessing how fucking hot it actually was. So I'm gonna write about my most memorable moments for my fellow fart enjoyers to get off to 😉

I have five close friends, two guys, three girls. They all know about my excessive gassiness and love to tease me about it (I have been lovingly referred to as Bass Butt). One of my girl friends, let's call her Jane, ironically isn't good with strong smells. Not even bad ones, anything with a really overpowering scent makes her nauseous. E.g. Burnt food, perfumes, etc. So, I do try to manage how much I fart when she's around. Key word try. Unfortunately, during a car ride I had to fart really, really bad. We were stopped at a red light and it was rush hour.

We'd eaten at a restaurant, and I had had a good portion of fish and chips. I didn't expect to get too gassy. Even with the additional soda I had, I had hoped it would be smooth sailing back home where I could relieve myself. I still remember the absolute fear on her face when I warned her, and she rolled down her windows, almost sticking her head out of it.

Unfortunately, it was during the summer, so even with the AC on, it was humid. I can't remember how it smelled, but I definitely know it did when Jane stuck her whole head out the window. It only got worse when I kept farting, so the smell just got more potent and baked into the seat.

Traffic got moving not long after, and Jane had to put her head back in. At which point we had to pull over because the combination of my farts, the heat, and driving made her way too nauseous. We ended up needing to wait for the car to air out before she felt ready to get back in. The remainder of the ride was done with her covering her nose and me apologizing for making her feel sick. To this day, I can always see the collective worry whenever I happen to share a ride with someone.

[forsparta]

Gassy Ramblings Below Cut

I'm literally having the worst gas imaginable right now. I haven't used the restroom in about two days since I've been traveling, and my eating habits haven't made anything better. Today, my stomach has reached its limit. I'm writing this while holding in the hottest, eggiest gas right now. Like, I was walking around Walmart, looking for body scrub and such, and my stomach started bubbling badly. I immediately took my pill, seeing as I have IBS and my flare-ups happen often, but it didn't seem to quell my tummy troubles. Then, boom, a burst of gas comes out of me, very warm and daunting. I took a small sniff, and, oh my god, it is probably the worst smelling fart I've ever let out. Pure eggs and cheese. I left the isle I was in immediately and kind of just wander to the checkouts. I am now, miserably, sitting in my car writing this while trying not to let anymore out in fear of hotboxing myself to death. I'll probably update once I reach my toilet, which is sadly, twenty or so minutes away. Wish me luck.

[kwiiwi1]

so uhhmm 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

silly mini video I made up with clips from the past couple of days 💀💀💀😭😭😭

[indecentcomposure]

Real life story time!

So if I'm being honest. I'm normally a fairly gassy person. My farts tend to be loud, frequent and I find myself in slightly more embarrassing situations regarding gas than the average person. However, I usually have decent control and try not to let anything out unless it's safe (or assumed to be safe) but every now and then something will set me off and everything gets a little out of control.

Now is one of those times.

The past couple of days I have been so bloated with gas it's not even funny. It seems like my stomach is rumbling every five minutes, to the point that multiple people have commented on it (all that racket even made my girlfriend reach out and rub my tummy briefly in an attempt to calm everything down). Even as I write this, I can feel and hear gas rolling around my belly but the problem for the majority of the time has been letting any of it out. It seems like it's trapped by...something for most of the day and it's honestly a bit annoying. Still, as much as I try to push anything out, it will not budge...until nighttime.

For some reason, at night everything relaxes and my body starts letting out an enormous amount of the loudest gurgling farts I've done in a while. (Keep in mind, I don't live alone so suddenly having uncontrollable gas is definitely an awkward situation.) When I get like this, I don't even have to try; it just rumbles out of me and I'm constantly having to excuse myself for the vibrations on the couch or the bubbles on the floor. It feels like it goes on like that for hours but it's probably only a few minutes of on and off farting. Eventually it slows down and I finally get a break from the semi-public humiliation. You'd think I'd get some relief after all of that but no, not for long. Whatever is messing with my stomach just bloats me back up and the whole embarrassing cycle starts again.

(I act like I'm ashamed but actually, the past few days have been exhilarating lol)

[shygas]

slob gamer bf can’t stop farting 😣

[shygas]

stinking up ur couch sorry!!

[shygas]

could’ve gone longer but i ran out of breath lol