#irl max stuff

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New addition to the wall, my Eminem collection is slowly growing.

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hell yeah eminem time

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vodka is better than beer because I can at least feel when I finish the bottle without having to look

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Mm sweet little chocolate treat found in my backpack

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We dine like kings today my people!! 🗣️🗣️ (crazy wolf energy drink and some stuffed peppers with cream cheese stuffed chillies)

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My toxic trait is being friends/mutuals with people my age on social media and automatically thinking we're going to be friends then get disappointed when they don't give two fucks about my whole being

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One time when I was in class and cheating on a test I almost got caught by my teacher and out of panic I took off my glasses and set them on my desk only to put them back on later cuz I couldn't see without them.

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I'm teaching my brother how to flip pancakes and I'm laughing so much because the first one ended up splattered on the floor the second one was flipped okay but ended up being medium rare in the middle and the third one was flipped to perfection no flaws no nothing but still ended up something similar to medium rare and now the fourth one came out burned because I went somewhere else and he forgot about it