#irl?

[chlorinehuffer]

[caitlynsrighteye]

[btm-txt]

Finally my boy gets his visor! ✌️😎

Now my sweet Moonwatcher plush looks complete, look at him go! 💖

[lume-nosity]

Just found out if u have the fish stabilizer you dont have to do the mini game with the bar wow

my brain is trying so hard to process this

[waytoobsessed]

Im lying on the floor dying

If anyone touches me im going to bite.

[beetlebongos]

paralegal joke like liveposting a divorce case. I'm weirdly paranoid bout doctors talking bout me irl LOL I hate it I'll go to the most embarrassing appointment once every 13 months n imagine them just talking on the phone to their bff bout it which maybe id prolly do so ig that's my real problem but mind u it wouldn't be ha ha funny patient vibe ok if it were me that is. I hate when its midnight and I have to be cooking 18 rotisserie chickens in 6 hours

[eldritch-hall-asylum]

Sorry, did I read that right? stabBED—? Is there a story to that or..?

Oh, funny story, really.

Absolutely hilarious.

You see, back when she was in New York, -!

*truck roars past*

-and then they dropped their jar of mayonnaise. But that led to -!

*Fast and Furious scene in background for like three minutes as I tell this interesting story*

So then, with the knife still in his abdomen, Ciero-!

*person with a boom box walks past, playing music incredibly loudly as they walk slowly*

-and that is how Ciero got stabbed just outside of Trump Towers after throwing eggs at it with his friends.

Such a heartwarming story, was it not? Truly a tale of interest.