Mar 6, 2013
I need to pee now. I bet this is going to burn.
Iron Arse.
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I need to pee now. I bet this is going to burn.
Iron Arse.
If I sit down with my legs against my chest, then my crotch really starts to hurt.
Iron Arse.
Oh Jesus. I clicked on our tag that we're tracking called "butts". Well it's just pictures of vaginas.. That's not a butt.
In other news I now think vagina's look a bit like a meat filled sandwich.
Iron Arse.
I'M SORRY. I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT A BUTT PLUG IS.
Iron Arse.
Butt Plug
I keep checking this URL, but I keep calling it butt-plug for some reason.
What is a butt plug by the way? What is it's function? I feel that this is relevant considering that we are the butt vengers after all.
Iron Arse.
Captain Butt, the reason why I cut you off is because you call me at the most inconvient time!
Like in my lecture, or in my seminar, or when I'm on the toilet! THAT HAS HAPPENED. I AM NOT PICKING UP THE PHONE WHEN TAKING A PISS.
Omg we're all McFly fans! Random fact of the day: I bought my mum a McFly CD for Christmas :)
Wife :( What did they do? Do you want me to kick some ass? I will come back from Chester to do so!
Well my life update is just the assignments that I'm currently doing. But right not I'm eating a Terrys Chocolate Orange with toffee in it and it's gooooooooooooood. OH and today I shaved my legs with a proper razor, not the electric one, for the first time and I didn't cut myself which is what I was afraid of doing, so I've been proud of myself all day.
Iron Arse.
So I pretty much shat myself last night
Did a Brett lol
The other girls in this block don't shut or lock the front door, they just leave it open because it's easier for them. Which fair enough, it is, you just have to push it and it opens. But it's pretty obvious when it's open. It's been bothering me and my friend for ages because if ever someone got in then it would be our rooms to get burgled first as we're nearest to the front door.
Anyway the girls didn't shut or lock the door last night and at about 2.30am this random guy walked into our block and knocked on my door, which freaked me out a little, and when I opened it he was just really sweet and said "Sorry to bother you, but do you know that your front door is open?" and then I went and closed it. I wasn't too fussed because I recognized him, I think he lives in the block next door.
But imagine if that had actually been just some random person off the street, and imagine if they weren't knocking on my door to tell me that the door to the block is open? I think I should email the person who runs our block because I'm a little scared about strangers getting in.
Iron Arse.
I haven't posted in a while
So I thought I would tell you a story about the Nigerian Girl who shares my kitchen.
She cooks horrible smelling food, one day I couldn't even go in the kitchen because it made me feel so sick. I also think she is immune to onions because she cooks them so often and then other day I was standing near her and it was making my eyes water, but not hers, I must have looked like a right cunt.
But one time I was on skype with Luke and I refered to her as the Nigerian Girl because I don't know her name. And she walked past my door, I think she heard. The next day she cooked a stink bomb. I figured it was revenge.
But she has a Nigerian friend who I will call Nigerian Girl #2 and sometimes when we're in the kitchen together they just speak in their language, and I don't have a problem with that or anything, but I wonder if they're bitching about me. Because that would be pretty cool wouldn't it, if you could bitch about someone in the room because they can't understand you.
But I would also like to inform you that Andy and David to an extremely good Nigerian accent because I can't take her seriously sometimes when she talks. Because of them
Iron Arse.
P.S. I think we should form a band and sing songs about Pluto