Oddrich
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave- Odd did. He likes to watch them explode
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex- Ulrich. (and we’re going to pretend cat is kiwi) He pounced as soon as he got home and fuck all else.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit- Odd posts all kinds of shit of Ulrich and sometimes really pisses him off. It’s great.
who breaks the most phones- Ulrich does. His temper has him throwing them or crushing them.
who dies first- Sadly I’d think Ulrich would because he lets stress get to him.(can I not think of this one?)
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant- Ulrich, but sometimes he can’t help but eat a few dairy things.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t- Odd, but he’s got all the confidence so nobody even questions it. And if he can’t do it well, he practices to get better so he can show off.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed- Odd for talking in his sleep and also bringing kiwi in the bed.
who uses the computer most- They both do, but maybe Odd slightly more for art/music things.
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