#irrefutable logic

[von-eldritch]

@hellthroned replied to your post “"I mean, all you do is flash a little TEETH and...”:

"Really fucked of you to be speaking of women like this during pride month." - Velvet LMFAO

"And if I had my FANGS sunk into some errant bitch's NECK my mouth would be too busy to say such HURTFUL THINGS, so whose fault is it really?"

[zingring]

6-yo: mom, when you were alive, were there horses

Me: yes

6-yo: ...or cars?

Me: there have been cars my whole life.

6-yo: and the titanic.

[iamala]

So, I'm thinking I might dye my hair with some temporary red dye tomorrow whilst Mum is out in hopes she won't notice and get all annoyed... it only lasts a few days and I have a red tint sometimes anyway...

I just really want to try it. 

[myarmsareridiculous]

Everything Pervy posts is not porn cause Pervy doesn't post porn.

[fuckedupbibleverses]

Irrefutable Logic

After positive response on my other blog Irrefutable Logic to my Fucked Up Bible Verses I have decided to open a new page devoted to it.

[feministdisney]

dear disney

think about it, if you made a queer princess you'd get to sell twice the princess dolls, dresses, barbeque grills, whatever

just sayin

-arseniccupcakes

[danchouforgetaboutme]

Today I came to the conclusion that Sauli Koskinen is one of Santa's elves. That is all I have to say.

Don't believe me? Think about it for a moment, and suddenly it all makes sense...

I mean, he's small, blonde, claims he's from Finland but everybody knows that's just code for the North Pole anyway. He doesn't speak very good English because he normally speaks elfish. He's ridiculously adorable and we all just know he's the master of giftwrap and toys. And no, not those kinds of toys, what where you thinking? Sickoes... And besides, we all know Adam likes elfish men, I mean have you seen his past BFs? It's obvious, Adam got tired of elfish men and just went straight for the elf.

On a different note, today I also discovered that I have way too much time on my hands. Questions?

[losingmusings]

"Everybody I know who is right always agrees with me."

- Rev. Lady Mal