@irrtuemer (Knuckles) Liked for a Starter!
“Hello!? HELLO?! This is hedgehog phoning in to little red wrecking ball!” Dart left, zig-zag through to the kitchen... “For the umpteenth time, I am NOT a Sonic wannabe!” Kick off of the countertop, jump out of reach and bowl into the living room! “An’ I’d explain it all to you in thirty seconds or less if you’d just.. quit... SWINGIN’!” Ugh... he absolutely couldn’t believe he was getting pinned with the faker schtick! That was Shadow and Metal Sonic’s things! Not even Silver had to deal with this nonsense!
And of course the first Zone Alternate he came to meet was Knuckles of everyone, the echidna that’s as stubborn as a metal bull! It couldn’t have been Tails? The high-flying kit would be skeptical, but at least he’d be looking for a reason as to why there was a strange look-a-like of his brother breaking in to a darkened and... apparently, what Sonic had thought was temporarily emptied home. Heck, he’d even take himself! Sure Sonics were commonly impulsive, but boy did they love to talk.
“I ain’t here t’steal yer stuff, awright?! I just gotta grab somethin’ real quick and get out!” ...A beat. “Okay, now that I say it out loud, I have realized that is the exact description of what is known as stealing! But I’m not! I’m just comin’ back fer what’s mine! It’s around here somewhere and I need it real bad before I get on outta here! So would’ja WOAH!!”
Argh! Stupid enclosed spaces! Words stopped harsh as a body failed to do the same-- a throw pillow was slipped on and instantly torn asunder while fluff exploded upwards and outwards... carrying the cerulean speedster not just into, but straight through the drywall of the living room’s confines, spiting him out into a once-luscious, now plasterboard-dusted bedroom with a large human-sized bed. Yes, the very same bed that he was now bent into the frame of from the sheer force of momentum-based impact.
This... was an absolute nightmare. If today could end already, the hero-turned-intruder would be forever thankful.