#is a solid guy

[ask-runaan-anything]

How many pushups can you do with Ethari sitting on your back?

Like five. Maybe ten if he’s holding really still. I’m not sure how Xadian weights and measures translate into human imperial, but he’s probably around 250-300 pounds of solid muscle, and he’s really tall, too. That’s a lot to lift for an elf who focuses on speed and agility instead of raw power.

When I inevitably collapse under his weight, though, he does give me consolation kisses while I’m lying there gasping for air. And then he picks me up and bench presses me. *helpless sigh* It’s fine, though. I’m really good at planking.

[ask-runaan-anything]

Are you physically capable of picking Ethari up and yeeting him?

Not very far. He's heavy.

I usually have to use my body weight and the pendulum effect to topple him, but it always ends up as a sacrificial move, and oh no we fell together...  again... how does this keep happening... after all these years of marriage... amazing

I did mention sparring is flirting for me, yes? Yes. I’m really not subtle.