#is a thief

[invidi-so]

What I love about the forgotten legions in 40k is that you can construct some wild theories and there is no one to stop you. Games workshop doesn't care but we do.

But my personal concern is.

The lore says unknown, but I am not satisfied with that response.

So today we will attemp to get inside Malcador's head and answer one of the Imperium's best kept secrets.

The facts we have so far

BUT WAIT.

The plot thickens because if we take it as fact that the geneseed was stolen from another legion we have to guess who is the father?

But fear not we have more evidence as to guess who might be.

1) All of the Grey Knights are sorcerers and pretty powerful ones at that.

2) One of the first hand picked, finger pointed, wholeheartedly selected Grey Knights was a Night Lord.

3) They are smug, walking talking warp magic nukes. They have that wap. Wild ass potential.

Also I am not joking. The Emperor saw that Night Lord and I guess was impressed by his human skin collection and agreed for him to join.

Malcador too. But at this point we all can agree Malcy Malc boy was a thief. Bad choices is his strongest suit.

SO.

👏🏻

Dad Theory No1

THE FATHER MIGHT BE. (empasis on might but it would be really funny if it was the truth)

Same same. But now a different picture. From a better angle.

The Crimson King is their dad.

Yes I am serious.

My limited research leads me to believe Magnus was the one... used for his geneseed by Malcador to create the loyalist version of nucler houdinis.

And you know what would make this theory even funnier if it was true.

Oh yes. Or oh no. Its the same at this point.

If the Grey Knights are indeed just a bunch of Thousand Sons but painted chrome and artificially orphaned.

That bastard Malcador.

He created 1000 sons and did not even have the decency to tell them who their dad was.

1000 men left out in the cold. With no place to call home.

1000 Sons -

1000 SONS PEOPLE THE GREY KNIGHTS ARE 1000 IN TOTAL. THATS THE FINAL CLUE WE NEEDED.

THEY ARE THE SONS OF MAGNUS BUT IN KNIGHT COSPLAY.

THIS IS CANON NOW.

MALCADOR STOLE MAGNUS SEED (THAT SOUNDS WRONG). AND MADE THE GREY KNIGHTS.

AND NOT ONLY THAT RUBRIC HAPPENED AND SINCE THOSE DUDES DON'T KNOW WHO THEIR DAD IS THEY PROBABLY WOKE UP ONE DAY +10 IN ALL THEIR STATS AND COULD NOT EXPLAIN WHY

Case closed

This is canon now

What will games workshop do?

Refute it?

[greeneyed-dimpled-frogrry]

Harry stole a microwave, a kitkat bar and some wooden hangers. It's hard out there for rich people too 😪

[seenashwrite]

Instagram user @crowleys_neice666 is a thief. And rude. But hey, at least they’re upfront about where their morality line falls, amirite?

If SPN Family who are also on Instagram might kindly spare a moment of your free time to assist me via reporting this post or encouraging their compliance with my request via a note, I would very much appreciate it.

Oh, and even if not - reblog the ever-loving shit outta this, would ya? Y’all rock. 

Link to the post above: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Biw_ohMnwV1/?taken-by=crowleys_neice666

Link to their page: 

https://www.instagram.com/crowleys_neice666/

I will note, however - based upon the information on this main page, the person in question is 14 years old. Should you choose to help me out (which I’d appreciate!), please be blunt but kind in your messages. Not that you wouldn’t be - my heart’s just convicted to put that out there.

The hashtag “Guardians of the Supernatural” is also something relatively unique to my posts - other than this one (and mine), there is only one other, from years ago, and is related to Funkos, if memory serves. So, found that interesting, too, that they used that particular hashtag, along with the missing watermark of the original thief.

And just as an FYI, despite being old enough to be this person’s mother, I chose to report the post under “harassment and bullying” due to the shooting a bird emoji, as I didn’t know if “spam” rightly qualified. YMMV.

My Instagram is HERE, should you want to see what I referenced in my note to them.

I am now tagging everyone I can think of, and a couple peeps who were kind enough to assist last time.... and apologies if I missed anyone who helped or any Nashooligans in general, I adore you, it’s just this irritation filter my brain’s currently got wrapped around it.

I’ll also be queuing this for several more times of day/night to try and catch as many folks as can, since tags are being spotty - so, apologies in advance for having to see the repeats on your dash.

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[haectemporasunt]

i hate blogs that post unsourced art and say “Source: not me”

no shit sherlock, youre a talentless parasite, youre not capable of anything except theft

[lazy-doubleace]

The new Cross Colors RPG Characters *-*

[seenashwrite]

Brief Update, RE: Most recent Instagram thief

As of  4:55pm (8th of June), I'm blocked from viewing the post/their page, so y’all are probably going to have to keep me in the loop on the taken-down front.

See my post for the story. Many thanks to everyone who has alerted Instagram and/or left a note for this ill-mannered person.

[cynfinnegan]

Joe Biden has a history of stealing other peoples’ idea and claiming them as his own.