Invidi👁so

🪼 Aspiring eldritch ab👁mination on the path to immortality 🪼

[invidi-so]

The word "follower" is such a mundane term.

I find it more fitting to refer to "followers" of my blog as imaginary friends.

Because, just like imaginary friends

👉🏻🫀👈🏻 I speak/post to them, sometimes they respond. And I never expected that but I am happy nonetheless.

👉🏻🫁👈🏻 I don't like sharing the number because then the nice doctor with the white lab coat starts telling me of "admision to intensive care" and "maybe I should give you to the police".

👉🏻🧠👈🏻 Finally, the moment I start taking my meds everyone will go away.

So yeah. I have like 5 imaginary friends.

Can't beat that.

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Did... did Dante backhanded Tu'Shan?

Did... did Tu'Shan grab Dante by the chin and proceed to stare into his eyes in order to calm him down?

Oh wait.

My bad. Correction.

Noble chin.

Cause how else would you help your fellow battle brother calm down?

Well of course there was no better solution than doing

This. All this.

Take notes people, these are advanced tactics used only by chapter masters. Exemplars in the art of war.

Alright?

And speaking of people who need to calm down.

Someone better go tell Uriel these end game tactics, he needs to try them on Honsou and see if he calms down.

Uriel just needs to get Honsou, him by the chin and be like.

Babygirl, can you calm down for five minutes. Daddy is busy right now.

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After multiple hear me outs and pondering the blade I did it

A stained glass halberd.

And this is the whole family (that still survives and weres alcoholboarded)

Started very confused and all over the place and now we here.

We have results.

Persistence is the benchrock of getting shit done and bringing hear me out ideas to life.

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Friend, I don't know how you or the pros do the whole mini painting thing but my experience involves a lot of stumbling, crashing and burning.

Today's cookie idea of the day ✨️stained glass halberds✨️

I can show you this

And be like, behold the prototype is complete.

And leave out all the previous iterations.

Hell I would have put this flanker as well in the family pic

But he is gone, prototype no3 is gone. He is resting in peace.

No3?

Well of course my ghostly fellow. The final prototype is iteration no... 7? If memory does't deceive me. The others are resting with the isopropyl, having a nice spa day in paint stripping chemicals.

All this to say, trying to come up with a new idea and there are no tutorials or guides out there is hard. Exciting, but still hard.

But like, come on. Stained glass harberds, I cannot be the first one to see empty space on those truckers and have thought of that.

Come on.

Come on. Google been messing with me, I just haven't found the fountain of knowledge yet.

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Imaginary friend I had a debade with a flesh and blood friend and we have reached a standstill only a third party can resolve

Who is the meanest Primarch twink (the term is relative for a primarch, you get where I am coming from)

Lorgar

Fulgrim

Alpharius (Omegon had his mean twink licencse revoked)

Konrad (Techincally and for the sake of argument)

Other there is someone else who is twinker and meaner than the above

Voting ended onJul 1

So, from my side argued in favour of Lorgar as the meanest twink.

They say Fulgrim.

The original argument was between Alpharius and Omegon and somehow we have devolved to this.

[bunny-fair]

@fulgrimfanboy care to defend yourself?

[fulgrimfanboy]

I wouldn't call myself the meanest twink... perhaps the most clever.

That being said LORGAR YOU CANNOT COMPETE WHEN YOU CAN'T COMPARE GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS MY TWINK HOUSE

[invidi-so]

Let's see what we got. One has to do what they have to do...

Nah... not as reliable as i'd like

Let's see now, maybe I'll have better results

Fucking google, alright I'll fix the wording of my search

Alright, now show me the ultimate snale beater

Yeah that's looks good. It will work, I cannot allow the snake the tilt my results. I have a point to prove.

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Imaginary friend I had a debade with a flesh and blood friend and we have reached a standstill only a third party can resolve

Who is the meanest Primarch twink (the term is relative for a primarch, you get where I am coming from)

Lorgar

Fulgrim

Alpharius (Omegon had his mean twink licencse revoked)

Konrad (Techincally and for the sake of argument)

Other there is someone else who is twinker and meaner than the above

Voting ended onJul 1

So, from my side argued in favour of Lorgar as the meanest twink.

They say Fulgrim.

The original argument was between Alpharius and Omegon and somehow we have devolved to this.

[invidi-so]

Yall gonna make me lose the debate and we are only a few hours in this.

[invidi-so]

Imaginary friend I had a debade with a flesh and blood friend and we have reached a standstill only a third party can resolve

Who is the meanest Primarch twink (the term is relative for a primarch, you get where I am coming from)

Lorgar

Fulgrim

Alpharius (Omegon had his mean twink licencse revoked)

Konrad (Techincally and for the sake of argument)

Other there is someone else who is twinker and meaner than the above

Voting ended onJul 1

So, from my side argued in favour of Lorgar as the meanest twink.

They say Fulgrim.

The original argument was between Alpharius and Omegon and somehow we have devolved to this.

[invidi-so]

Some things you just do for the love of the game

Like this

You will be like, whatever its just a border for your minis.

And hold your horse because this image's original resolution is 39600 x 28000

Yes

those are multiple zeros

And the original file size for it is

With makes the picture you are seeing even funnier

The exported image is half a gigabyte, 500 something megabytes

You cannot export it as a png file, only at tiff. Its so big it cannot physically exist in any other format

What possessed me to do such a thing?

The love of the game.

I went there because I wanted the framed border to look like this

No one forced me and no one (but you, but keep it between us) will be able to look at this level of detail.

I want to be spend 10 minutes to load the image and another 10 to save it.

I like pain.

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Personally the most fascinating part to me when it comes to Honsou, is that he is always two breaths away from bringing Uriel into any discussion.

Ship is boarded? *inhale* Uriel wouldn't have been so reckless to attack like that.

Looking at a map? *inhale* Uriel is out there, I wonder where he is...

His food is cold? *inhale* Somehow it's Uriel's fault. He is breathing, it shifts the currents of the air, and that air is making his food colder. Far fetched? *inhale* that too is somehow Uriel's fault.

Like man. I get it, you miss your hateboyfriend but there is like... a siege going on, we are being shot from all sides. And I know you miss staring into Uriel's eyes, but maybe, sorta kinda stop daydreaming about him for an hour. Too much? Maybe half and hour, baby steps.

Baby steps? *inhale* Uriel's clone is a baby URIEEEL

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Back so soon Clarice?

Well I indeed have something to show you the skin paint has been removed from them. Behold, now framed and all.

Also Clarice, do not comment on the painted hole instead of actually drilling holes. I was back in the days where I knew little of the life I have chosen to lead now.

Naive times. Days before I learned to covet.

I am rambling again aren't I.

Would you be staying? The days tend to get quite lonely when one is trapped between these four walls.

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Look my imaginary friend. I finished another purifier squad.

Only one team to go

and a revision of a previous one, I have cut off their heads. Leaving them in isopropyl in order to peel off their skin paint.

Sorry, it's been a while since I've seen you and I was do excited to see you.

So how are you Clarise?

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Guys I had this wild shower thought that's been haunting me.

During the final phase of the siege of terra Malcy Malc was plugged in the throne. Right?

And its power caused him to burn alive. Become extra crispy.

Burnt to ash.

My question is.

Did they scoop up Malcador's remains off the throne or is the Emperor sitting on his best friend's ashes?

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After finishing War for Rynn's World and Sedition's Gate back to back I have a few things to share.

Women of Macragge

-Demure

-Well mannered

-They are thirsty of Ultramarines (specifically for the future chapter master of the Novamarines)

-Hit on them during galas

-Their advances get turned down by very confused Ultramarines

Women of Rynn's World

-Assertive

-Dominant

-They are thirsty for Dorn's sons (Crimson Fists)

-Their governor sees their chapter master once

-Embezzles money to buy a half naked statue of him, yes him. But he sure is lacking in attire alright...

-Blackmailed the artist to sell it to her and only her

-Gets it

-Puts it in her bedroom in order to see him every day when she wakes up

-Everyone knows and no one has the balls to say anything about it

My girl is commited.

She knows what true Imperial Dedication looks like.

She has a sister of battle bodyguard who is, putting it lightly. Alarmed for her mistress and her choices in life.

And speaking of living life.

Whose statue would you go out of your way to have in your bedroom? (no he can't be clothed, neither will he be allowed to wear a helmet)

Supreme Grand Master Azrael

Great Khan Jubal

The Great Wolf Logan Grimnar

Acting Master Gregor Dessian

Commander Dante

Iron Father Kardan Stronos

Regent of Prometheus Tu'Shan

Shadow Captain Kayvaan Shrike 

Lord Macragge Marneus Calgar

All of them, I will make my bedroom a museum

Other

Voting ended onApr 20

For me it would be Gabriel Seth.

And Pedro Kantor is taken.

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So the results are back and let me present the least popular chapter master

But wait it gets funnier right out of the gate

Hold up though cause

The siege does not end here because

Dante is coming hot and without a helmet, plowing through the competition and adding insult to injury for the Acting Master but not before more reinforcements arrive

The only way my man Gregor is getting picked is if he comes in a bundle with the rest of the chapter masters. His statues are in the clearance bin.

And for us to end this lovely poll I have to give an honourable mention to

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Ok....

Hear me out.

Do you remember?

What if I told you

The whole team here.

And not only that.

Do you follow me?

And

But also

Wait, theres a plot twist

And it keeps going

Do you follow the vision?

[invidi-so]

After finishing War for Rynn's World and Sedition's Gate back to back I have a few things to share.

Women of Macragge

-Demure

-Well mannered

-They are thirsty of Ultramarines (specifically for the future chapter master of the Novamarines)

-Hit on them during galas

-Their advances get turned down by very confused Ultramarines

Women of Rynn's World

-Assertive

-Dominant

-They are thirsty for Dorn's sons (Crimson Fists)

-Their governor sees their chapter master once

-Embezzles money to buy a half naked statue of him, yes him. But he sure is lacking in attire alright...

-Blackmailed the artist to sell it to her and only her

-Gets it

-Puts it in her bedroom in order to see him every day when she wakes up

-Everyone knows and no one has the balls to say anything about it

My girl is commited.

She knows what true Imperial Dedication looks like.

She has a sister of battle bodyguard who is, putting it lightly. Alarmed for her mistress and her choices in life.

And speaking of living life.

Whose statue would you go out of your way to have in your bedroom? (no he can't be clothed, neither will he be allowed to wear a helmet)

Supreme Grand Master Azrael

Great Khan Jubal

The Great Wolf Logan Grimnar

Acting Master Gregor Dessian

Commander Dante

Iron Father Kardan Stronos

Regent of Prometheus Tu'Shan

Shadow Captain Kayvaan Shrike 

Lord Macragge Marneus Calgar

All of them, I will make my bedroom a museum

Other

Voting ended onApr 20

For me it would be Gabriel Seth.

And Pedro Kantor is taken.

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The borders for minis was kinda fun so I did it again for my next purifier squad.

With the theme being bones (?) and hololithic projections.

I can call this mixed media. Technically.

Anyway. Twenty more boys to go.

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I was thinking of something witty to write but I can't come up with anything.

Space Wolves have a battle brother named Bluetooth.

I am serious.

Battle brother Bluetooth leaves the vox chat the warning that flashes on everyone's visors.

Bluetooth disconnected

Battle brother Bluetooth falls in battle.

Bluetooth down

The jokes are endless.