people in the real world have nearly zero reading comprehension and thinking capacity and somehow, after years of customer service and teaching, i am still surprised by this.
a woman yesterday told her friend that a local ice cream shop (the one i worked at for 3 years) always puts the word “butter” in their vanilla flavors and she can’t resist.
literally none of the vanilla flavors say “butter”. the flavors that have that word do not, in fact, contain any vanilla.










