#is he...*makes gestures with hands*...u know...

[szilverer]

last year i did some frenzied search abt victorian marriage guides & costumes for oc writing purposes (and also bc edward would've done the same, naturally) & i vaaaguely remember reading a bit how it wasn't actually that odd for only one person (the bride) to get/wear a ring or for the respective parties to each buy theirs

anyway my initial headcanon to explain why he showed the FLPC the ring and then bolted with it was to make him too attached to it (like it being one of the few things he still had from his mother), but there was also a. je ne sais quoi in the fact he never gave us a ring bc he was waiting for us to do it? so i said to myself oh in the distant future my pc getting a ring would be a big step. and now that this is closer to a reality it suddenly hit me like a bag of bricks:

the mask. is the mask his actual equivalent of a wedding ring. lovingly sculpted as a twin image hoping that you'll wear it not as a master or servant but as an equal. the mask is his wedding ring isnt it.

[ziyechs]

follow-up to this excellent post by @cementcornfield in which she talks about joe giving the game ball from their 2020 national championship game to ja'marr.

this clip is from the official game broadcast in which joe throws the game ball to somebody off-screen:

and here is a second (much, MUCH shittier) perspective on the entire thing, where you can see that he's throwing it to ja'marr:

tumblr REALLY ruined the quality on this, so here's the link to the original video (it's still not Great but you can see everything a lot more clearly)

a few minutes later, this time on the official broadcast, the camera pans to ja'marr who is clutching the game ball in his arms:

and that's him still carrying it around during post-game interviews:

there's also that one video of ja'marr bragging about """stealing""" the ball from joe on insta live, i think? but i couldn't find it sooooo....... but it does exist i swear

then obviously here's that quote by joe's dad confirming the whole story once again (+ interview):

ALSOOO all of this is made so much funnier by joe's post-game interview in which he's still desperately clutching the ball. and when interviewer asks him about it ("i see you haven't put the ball down"), joe looks at it all Fond and Serious and then nods empathically because what a stupid question, really, OBVIOUSLY he's gonna keep that thing forever and ever. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW.):

AND, finally, in this documentary from 2021 you can see the game ball sitting in ja'marr's childhood home amongst all of his other sports memorabilia:

[kowafi]

hlvrv rambling in tags :o)c very long & barely comprehensible so only if you don't mind those things

[kiekuhaku]

kaiser watching isagi A LOT. but also isagi's eyes reflecting kaiser A LOT

[is-noteworthy]

.............in this live the gang is playing 'who is most likely to'...........

3 minutes in.......... the question is: ...

"who is most likely to sneak out on a girls' trip to flirt with a total stranger"

bojan: on a what?

kris: on a girls' trip. let's say it's a guys' trip for us.

Bojan truly says: "I HAVE TWO GUYS WHO CAN - WHO CAN ALSO GO ON A GIRLS' TRIP 🤣"

SAYS IT TO!!! TO FUCKING JAN AND NACE

AND HE'S

P O I N T I N G

for the whole sentence

filed under egregious

bonus Jan glance (Jance) ((the second))

also they match ♡

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

[fisheito]

SCREMS my snautsticic child he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

i don’t wish i was catholic but i wish i knew more about catholicism/christianity for the sole purpose of being slightly more insane about lapsed-catholic gallaghers