#is it biteable?

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@heterochromatica said: He's looking at Katsuki expectantly now, what about his behind?

"I mean, I know Izuku's Japan's Ass™, but your ass is definitely the most biteable to me~" he cooed. "Definitely at least a million out of ten."

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@pompedia asked: "So.... ahem if we're rating asses...... what about Ochako's, huh, Bakugou??"

Katsuki was highly amused by this. "What? 'Asking for a friend'?" He was taunting the person who was asking. "If she really wants to know, why doesn't she come ask me herself?"

"I don't typically go out of my way to check out girls' bodies cuz I don't wanna be confused for Grape Balls. Consent's fuckin' important, you know?" He was also 85% gay, so that was probably something to factor into it too.

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@nuravity said: "Why do you think the test gave me a lower score this time? Is it because I really have a bubble butt or something?"

"Why the hell would I know why a random algorithm gave you a lower score?" Katsuki huffed, nearly rolling his eyes. "Do you want me to rate your ass too?"

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@rody-soul asked: "So... bitable asses, huh? Giving out your thoughts to everyone here?"

Katsuki was smirking. "Yeah." The smirk widened into a grin. "You want a rating too, pretty boy~?"

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@pinkwritings asked: "Wait wait wait whOSE?! WHAT IS BITEABLE?!" -Izuku

Katsuki sneered outright. "Yours, nerd,"

"You're ass's the most biteable. Perfect 100 out of fuckin' 10."