#is that a...

[duelposting]

you look like a jonathan and you are hilarious af

Thanks for noticing.

[sweets-of-eternia]

WHAT IN THE

[smerchingaround]

NYEH

[solepunk]

the fact that the official fob website is a tumblr blog strikes me as hilarious because it's totally something they would do.

[littlexmermaids]

{Letter}

My Sea Star --

Sorry it's been a good couple days since I've see you. The treaties and negotiations with this particular monarch aren't going so well, but I will continue trying for you and Denmark. I miss your bright blue eyes and your soft encouragements, though, when I get lonely enough I close my eyes and think of your pretty smile. I'm sure it's all that keeps me going some nights. I was thinking you might want something sweet to help tide over the moments until I can see you again. 

With all my love, Eric 

[nrvnqsr-blog-blog]

[buzznet-blog]

Dear Nicki Minaj, 

WUT