#is this a plot?

[whitewdow]

thinking about yelena taking kate up on her offer to grab a drink . the two of them at a bar , spending hours drinking and chatting , the most normal thing yelena has done in so long . it’s refreshing , she’s refreshing . guard down , just enjoying herself , her company . until the alcohol makes her start to really think about how effortlessly charming she is , how pretty her smile is when she laughs and i wonder what her lips—

[malumxsubest]

how much yall wanna bet, in the spn verse, that if chuck were to stab amelia with the very blade he created and tested it out on her children by hiring some hunters to do his bidding, and that petrifies her vessel AND imprisons her in the conduit in the hilt, THAT HER SIBLING-SELF WOULD ACTUALLY GO fucking CRAZY because it would feel her presence just go poof, gone without a trace?! and we know that the shadow has full capability to invade places?! like it invaded heaven trying to find jack. and i'm sure as shit that it'll tear every ward that prevents it from invading earth apart in order to find his sibling? and besides, as long as amelia is still in earth in some form, the shadow has a tether to the planet. if she's sent to a different reality, it'll tear that into pieces as well. no one is safe.

note: that my empty/the shadow very much deviates from canon. sooo. anyways, fuck chuck. the empty will gobble him up for real.

[pondonmain]

This headline sounds like a fanfiction plot

[maddieson-san]

So I have a fever which = KOUGAKAG PLOT BUNNY

And I got hit by this plot bunny.

Kagome comes back from the well. you know, its just that one week she goes to school (I haven’t figured it out yet, its a plot bunny and there’s 300% chance it will never see the light of day). 

ANYWAYS.

Kagome has a test coming up for P.E, and she has to pass it to graduate

Its a running test, implemented by the new teacher and oh god she wants to die because she fuckign hates running. 

And when the fuck did they get a new teacher?

KAGOME DUH, you’ve missed so much school you twat.

Anyways, he calls her name, and the voice rings a bell but whatever she walks past people and she ends up in front of him.

AND HER TEACHER IS KOUGA

And like he read the name Kagome but like wahtever, no way that was gonna be his kagome, and hes liek WTF BRAH. 

ANd SHES LIKE WTF BRAH.

And yeah, he’s her teacher and its fucked because he knows her from back then, and like - ugh, he can’t hit on her, he’s her fucking teacher.

And its like BOUNDING TIME THROUGH SCHOOL. 

I want her to also be going back and forth to the feudal era, where IY is like the fuck you smell like that mangy wolf for? 

ANd kagome is like, what do you mean what--- ahahaha. We havent’ seen Kouga in forever.

And when she runs into Kouga, its like weird, because shesa cting weird, and at some point she acts super friendly and Kouga is like WOAW, what. since when. 

And then she accidently blurs out something from his past, and hes like, but how do you know this - because past~Kouga never told her. 

And present!Kouga keeps getting these new memories because them meeting in the present/future affects the past.

AND BASICALLY ITS LIKE A FUCKED UP TIMELINE, and KAGOME IS SO CONFUSED BETWEEN THE TWO KOUGA AND LIKE - maybe she a little ends up hooking up with both?

Like pastKouga is like, woaw, totally into me, and like KISSES HER and then she comes back in the present, and Kouga is all like smirking and like, hey had fun this weekend?

AND SHE DIES OF SHAME. ANd like its super hard for him because he’s like I can’t make a move on her, but he gets all these memories from them in the past...

OKAY. PLease, someone tell me its all delirious me from the fever.

And this is a bad idea.

PLZ> SOMEONE TELL ME TO STOP. 

Like, I just need someone to tell me, it sucks?

[lorenzo-demedici-blog]

Why is this happening.