#is way too

[qiaolingz]

160cm, a ginger, a god, a clone, a vampire, can manipulate gravity, highkey smart, higkey alcoholic, highkey annoying, highkey arrogant, lowkey soft, lowkey sad, pretty face, pretty hair, gorgeous hat, loud voice and oh he also can’t get over his pretty ex. Love myself a man like that.

[theelizabethryan]

Me: listens to epic music and daydreams about which score will be used for when my book is made into a movie

My book: wait a minute

Me: daydreams about which actor would best suit each character in said movie adaption

My book: wait... you haven’t finished me yet 

Me: thinks about what killer stunning gown I’d wear on the red carpet to my movie premier

My book: just slow down there buddy

Me: is disappointed all this isn’t happening now

My book: well fckn write me

Me: procrastinates from writing

Me: confused why I’m not famous yet

My book: jfc !!!!!!!!!!!!

[boom-kaka-laka]

Are there really people who like pinacolada or is that a myth