#isaac solomon

[tibby-art]

in honor of the comic updating

[themythiceyeguild]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Gabriel: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Isaac: ...I did. I broke it.

Gabriel: No. No you didn't. Esther?

Esther: Don't look at me. Look at Vythear.

Vythear: What?! I didn't break it.

Esther: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Vythear: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Esther: Suspicious.

Vythear: No, it's not!

Cade: If it matters, probably not, but Aelia was the last one to use it.

Aelia: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Cade: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Aelia: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cade!

Isaac: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Gabriel.

Gabriel: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Cade: Gabriel... Esther's been awfully quiet.

Esther: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Gabriel, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Gabriel: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[amyjdewinehouse]

Amy Winehouse | Isaac Solomon, 2007