Sometimes the ideal date is an alien girl failure that was her species' s equivalent of a war veteran and is completely incapable of successfully navigating any social situation, her human sunflower girlfriend, who fell in love with her at first sight, her colleague and childhood friend from her hometown, who's bond with her goes so deep it cannot be described by words, and also has ADHD, her other colleague who has the world's most obvious and one sided crush on her and invited herself, her other, other colleague who may or may not also have a thing for her and was brought along by her other colleague because she wanted to save face and she was the least likely to say no, her other, other, other colleague who was dragged along by her other, other colleague who DEFINITELY has a thing for him and also the exclusive ability to bait him to do something that isn't work, her final colleague who was invited by her other, other, other colleague because he actually cares about him a lot (gay) even if he doesn't show it and didn't want him to feel lonely and left out, and the human government agent that has precisely 0 (zero) romantic repertoire with any of them but is legally required to be within 20 meters of the aliens at all times whenever they leave their embassy and is currently questioning every single choice he's ever made in his entire life.