people who don’t know isfd please guess which of these things didn’t canonically happen
3 kids got teleported into a box by a cop
theres a decorated army general who’s famously really shit at killing babies
a bunch of gangster coworkers got married for tax purposes
dubstep is invented on accident by a serial killer’s lesbian aunt
world’s shittiest pirates enlisted a cyborg for some reason
running gag where a car shows up to run an accountant over
divine creation (who is also an ex-slug) has train autism
running gag where the (same) accountant gets pushed into water (he can’t swim)
mississippi frat boy resurrected a squirrel
someone fucked a flesh creature & birthed the worlds nicest person
this one might be impossible










