#isoh misc

[sidhewrites]

So In search of home, And in light of that “should you lick the rock” post going around: I like to hc Bellroc eating rocks for nutrition rather than organic compounds. Toby with his rock collection goes through the common human experience of wanting to Eat the Forbidden Snack

Toby, with his rock collection approaches Bellroc and says: Bellroc look at this on the computer screen

Bellroc: my eyes don’t register images on your liquid Crystal display

Toby: first of all how fo you know what LCD stands for

Bellroc: ????

Toby: anyway so. Cuprite. I wanna eat it, but i would probably die if I do. Do you have any experience with said stone

And Bellroc of course explains the taste and texture and crunch. Tony shares his findings with world and becomes small time internet famous. Thank you.

[sidhewrites]

Working on ISOH first time in months only to write this gem:

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“Absolutely not.”

“Skrael, yes.”

Skrael did not cut an imposing figure. Despite his deadly aura, his massive scepter, and the ice slowly growing beneath where he floated, Skrael was still pouting in the middle of a discount department store.