#isolamania commentary

[akaoujo]

Watches a recap of what happened, “He deserved that..” 

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

“More competitors are joining every day! Looks like a couple of ‘em know each other, too! Have we got a couple rivalries, friendly or not, forming already? We’ll have to see! As for the competitors...”

“Boss-Man Kumagawa’s hired in a lot of varied folks the past couple days! An energetic Kaka, a troll or two, a bunch of humans, even a- a plant? Yeah, a plant! And- oooooh, another dragon!!”

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

“It’s been a quiet day for Isolamania today, but that doesn’t mean NOTHIN’ when everyone’s just getting warmed up! Anyone wanna make a bet about who’s gonna sweep the crowd off their feet and who’s about to have the rug pulled from under them? I’m placing MY bets on-”

There was a clatter and a thunk, followed by shrill feedback and muffled screeching. Guess who dropped the mic.

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

// If Milim doesn’t deliver commentary on something your muse does as participant of Isolamania does and you would like to see her take on what they did, please feel free to ask her about it! She’ll be more than happy to put in her two cents! //

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

“Holy cow, I can hardly trust my own eyes! And you’d better believe I’ve got good eyes! That was one heck of a fun win just now! Hope you guys are all checking your pockets, ‘cause it looks like something’s missing, hehe! I’ll tell you this, I’m not sure even I’m safe from this smooth lady, and I’m flying a couple meters overhead!”

“Leaving notes like that, ahahaha! Those were some great faces! Oh, but you’d better not get caught by security on your way out, or I betcha they’ll request you hand over the stolen goods! ... Haha, who am I kidding, she’s already loooong gone!”

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

“Isolamania is off to a fiery start! After last night’s SERIOUSLY impressive showing by the Real Reigning Champion, the self-proclaimed Human Hurricane himself, contestants are looking to prove their worth one by one! Their ring debuts are sending the crowd into a frenzy!”

Milim’s view of these events was as up close and personal as a commentator could, or really ever should, get, considering she’d been literally hovering over the ring half the time. She kept chattering gleefully in a chirpy voice that clashed with her locale.

“Oh, but did any unfortunate souls here happen to miss the Human Hurricane’s thrashing of our dear, foolish President? You’d better go and find a recording of it, ‘cause it was well worth a watch! President Kumagawa’s intro started off strong- in all the wrong ways! The crowd couldn’t boo loudly enough! Then in came his opponent and the crowd’s cheers raised the roof! Talk about a showy entry, too! His finisher move was killer and his style to die for!”

Impartial commentary, what was that?

“As for our most recent debut, of one ‘Mr. Prince,’ well... it wasn’t a fight but... but...!”

“THAT WAS SO YUMMYYYYY!!”

Wait, when did she sneak some of that food?

[cutestcatastrophe-blog]

“A challenge has been made! Boss-Man Kumagawa has stepped into the spotlight with a thousand eyes on him to say his part, and BOY has he delivered! He’s holding to his claim of innocence and heroism like a true man... pfft... ahem, like the President he says he is!”

“Doesn’t look like the crowd agrees, though. Do they support the previous champion after all? Looks like we’ll have to see how they respond when he makes his rebuttal!”

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“Update from an overhead view! A boosted security isn’t going to stop a certain champion from getting his revenge! He’s gonna reclaim his title and belt if it destroys that whole security force! Better get your tickets for this bloodbath soon, it’ll be one to remember! How long will Pres. Kumagawa last? We’ll have to find out!”