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shizuswill‌:

It was either Milim’s greatest strength or greatest flaw that she couldn’t lie very well. It was because she was emotionally a child in the end, he imagined; not that Rimuru himself looked much older he supposed. It was this part of Milim that was endearing but also made her troublesome. 

Regardless, it definitely sounded like she’d done something, made worse by the fact that she’d tried to change the subject.

Rimuru sighed and walked closer to Milim, gently patting her head despite the fact their difference in height was practically nonexistent. “I guess you deserve praise for being here by yourself all this time. I’m here now, okay?” Which also meant she better behave.

“Cellphones… huh. I kind of assumed they might, but… Guess what, Milim? A world like this? I actually already know a lot of stuff about it!” Not that he would admit how.

Milim definitely couldn't lie well, except when she did. At least that happened to be on the rarest of occasions only. She wasn’t like those lower-class magic-borns! She could lie safely!

“Ooooh, as expected of my bestie! Always the innovative one!” Was she misunderstanding something? Probably. “It’s like a combination of a magic microphone and crystal ball and all kinds of more stuff, except not magic, after all!” ... Something like that.

“I figured out how to use it pretty fast! Even this internet thing the phone’s got!” Excitement bubbled over, in part thanks to Rimuru’s praise moments before. “The map feature’s so cool! I can find aaaall the best places to eat here no problem!”

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“I just had the best idea! We gotta try out this thing I read just now!” And yes, it does relate to why she’s only wearing towels, but no, that doesn’t make it a better idea to be wearing those in public. For far too many reasons.

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lupcnelord‌:

 “Humans do get mad quiet a lot. But can you blame them? Creatures of powers like us… we are too irresponsible with their lives that they have no choice but to get stronger and lash out. I don’t blame them.”  in fact he emphasizes with them, misused power is one thing he cannot forgive a lot of people for. 

 “Its mostly up to us, to get better. Irresponsible beings who are powerful by nature… though mostly our at fault.”

“Well, that’s...” Okay, that was a good point. Back when she’d destroyed that country a lot of other people got mad at her. And even Rimuru got mad when she punched his townspeople for being stupid or stuff.

Further thought on the subject culminated with Milim nodding twice. “Humans just wanna protect themselves! That’s why they always turned to those of us who were really strong for protection,” was her matter-of-fact reply. “Guess it’s the same in all or most worlds, huh?” For all her childish tendencies, she was no fool and could be plenty thoughtful when necessary.

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hordebcne‌:

 “Ah…no I do not. I suppose I should get to that if I want to survive.” or rather there are different kinds of strengths needed to fully enjoy a place. Milim strength is just better to mass destruction then actual living. ignasse strength comes from his religious matter. 

 “I don’t suppose you know a good place to let…loose. So to speak.”

“Oh there’s loads of places like that! You just gotta find an open area and then you can go all out!” declared Milim, proud.

... This was a terrible piece of advice from someone who had no sense of shame in disrupting public order by blasting off her aura at its current full power and blowing up a fire hydrant in the process. At least the scolding she’d gotten at the time had somewhat limited the chances of that happening again. Maybe.

She continued, “Orrrr you could head up somewhere really high I guess? Don’t those movie things always have people training up in high places?” More bad advice, except this time it was due to misunderstanding

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hordebcne‌:

In his culture, its not ideal to put all your troubles to a lady. Even brash loud ones, she is still a lady of….mysterious standings and Ignasse is anything but a brute. So he won’t complain. Instead he puts on a fake, smile. 

 “haha…I suppose one could say that. I used to be able to climb and jump through buildings. Now… I suppose I have to start from the ground up again.”

“Oohhhhh! Yeah, I know how that feels! I’m sooooo weak!” Milim nodded seriously. She shook her fist at the sky. “All I can do is fly and use my aura sometimes.” Why hide it, she’d used both at random already multiple times. Not quite under her breath she mumbled, “Ramiris had it better when devolving to a Demon Lord, hmph.”

Another rapid change when Milim quipped, “You know what you can do still?” Hey, helping someone out could be interesting sometimes.

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shizuswill‌:

If she’d attempted to run into him, Rimuru would have stepped to the side. With no natural recovery available to him he couldn’t exactly take the full force of that tackle – even if Milim was basically a child.

“I wasn’t hiding. I just got here today.” And already he had more questions than he had answers. The city was closer to something from his old life than his current one as a slime, which made him ponder just how Milim had been faring. “And you didn’t answer me just now. I asked if you’d done anything I’m going to have to apologize for.” He could guess the answer.

“Eh- No! Probably not...?” Cue fidgeting and fiddling with her fingers. At least she couldn’t get into the same trouble as usual in this state. Milim recovered quickly. “I’ve been keeping out of what you would call ‘trouble’! I even commentated for an event again!” A mess of an event involving some real chaos and the self-proclaimed president self-destructing again...

Dropping donuts on people didn’t count, they just got free snacks. And the two times she’d nearly knocked someone over flying she’d apologized herself! “Anywayyyy! Rimuru there’s tons of yummy stuff here and cool people! And cell phones!” Distraction? Maybe.

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lupcnelord‌:

 “It would be nice if things were peaceful the whole way. But as long as people exist, thats impossible , impossible to happen.” He says, waving his hand as he looks on in thought. He doesn’t know but he has a feeling that this happen to him before. Maybe the body remembers while the mind does not? It wouldn’t be the first time this happened to Muzaka. 

 “what kind of events though?”

“Hmmm, you think?” mused Milim. One hand grasped her chin, her head tilting in thought. “You mean humans, right? They come up with interesting things sometimes! But I guess they’re also pretty high strung so.” Maybe it was a matter of perspective, with Milim’s experience with humans one where humans were the weaker beings, always fighting to survive.

“And they get mad reaaaally easy too.” So said an incarnation of wrath herself. But that didn’t matter!

Milim twirled to face this person properly for the first time with hands planted on her hips. “Like the zombies! A bunch of ‘em showed up looking like people that people here knew. It was chaos!” She really shouldn’t be grinning.

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@omgaoneko like for a starter

Picking out newcomers to this city was becoming a game for Milim. She’d been there long enough to navigate most areas without too much trouble, or at least from above. That same birds-eye-view let her spot the unfortunate souls who were lost and still learning their way around.

Would she help them? If she felt like it. When she spotted one likely lost soul during a routine trip to the nearest bakery, Milim folded up her wings and dropped down to traipse on over.

“Heeeeey! You lookin’ for somewhere?” Maybe this blonde girl was just nervous about being in a new area, or maybe she was actually lost. Only one way to find out, and that was by chatting her up!

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hordebcne‌:

 “Ugh-

he stumbles back as if physically hit by her words, the frustrated look on his face even bigger then it was before. he had thought to get answers but… no no. This cannot be. 

 “Thats….are you even trying? This is…”

not a favorite situation. 

 “Apologies…this is…not the ideal situation. “

“Of course we’re trying! Probably!” With cheeks puffed out, Milim’s answer was as confident as her previous one, never mind the last word. Her attitude switched from huffy to bright again in the blink of an eye.

“Soooo? Whatcha so upset about? Did they take all your power too? Ahahaha, you gotta get used to that!” Next to puff out was her chest. “It sucks but there’s tons of cool stuff here to distract you anyway!”

Don’t let her fool you, she had regular bouts of sulking over things like being unable to throw a pebble through a wall.

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shizuswill‌:

I’m cursed, right? Trouble right out of the gate… “Milim! So you were here? You’ve been behaving, right? As a citizen and ally of Tempest I hope you haven’t been causing trouble for our good name.” Let alone MY good name.

And there goes the neighborhood. It should’ve been thankful Milim was so limited in power when she blasted off at full speed- or actually half speed- to barrel straight into Rimuru, a squeal of glee her greeting.

“Rimuruuuuuuu~! Where’ve you been?! Have you been here and hiding from me? I’m so happy to see youuuuu!” See! She really did sense him! It wasn’t just an act! She wasn’t ignoring that question at all, nope.

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hordebcne‌:

He is, perhaps too distressed to even think about the dark aura that would make people compare her to a dark knight, to depressed to actually think clearly right now. His grip on the wooden pole tightens as he thinks about what has happened. 

 “This island…where is it located.  “ perhaps he should have started with, how can he get out. But he’s a bit too distressed right now to figure out the basics of where he is. in a proper fashion. 

“I dunno!”

A simple, straight to the point, and perhaps proud answer. Milim beamed up at the man with hands planted on her hips.

“No one knows! We can’t get high or far enough out to see!” She’d probably tried it herself, not that she could remember if she had, but Milim had watched as others had attempted it. That fog was some nasty stuff.

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lupcnelord‌:

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What a strange smell, but also sickly sweet like someone who ate way too much sugar to be healthy. his nose doesn’t lie but of course this scent is one thing he hasn’t smelled in …maybe a thousand years. 

 Can’t remember when though… 

  “Hey there, nice weather huh. Almost like a vacation here.”  he was pretty relaxed about the whole ordeal, somehow feeling that he’s been in this situation before but can’t seem to place where. Oh well, it will come to him or not eventually. 

Oho~! What a delicious-looking treat this window revealed, fluffy and curled and obviously full of creamy choco- wait, was someone talking to her?

“Yeah! With nice weather and lots of yummy things to try, it does kinda feel like a vacation! All the weird things that happen keep this place from getting too boring too, or it’d be waaaay too peaceful.”

Not enough things to fight, not enough strength to fight them anyway. Shame.

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hordebcne‌:

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 “No, no its not right–

He wants to utterly cry , not that far to curl up into a ball, but a bit more and he could have. However there is the wooden pole he is leaning on to steady him as his eyes dart left and right, feeling utterly alone as he is beret of the company that he fondly remembers. 

 “this…isn’t how it was suppose to be.”

 “…You, young girl. Where…is this?”

Realization that he was talking to her hit when Milim was several paces past the speaker. He’d said it, hadn’t he.

“Ehhh? You talkin’ to-”

Nope nope nope nope. Backtrack and calm down. She’d promised! Besides, he’d said ‘young’ and not ‘little!’ The dark aura that had poured out for all of one second vanished, Milim slapping a smile back on her face.

“Ahem! You mean this city, or the ward? Or the street?” He’d asked the right person at least- Milim had a bird’s eye view advantage.

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“You been watching zombie movies?”

“Humans can be so creative in dealing with the undead when they can’t just throw holy magic at those things!” That’s a compliment, by the way.

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azmasoul‌:

The little number machine pulls out a number. Its something more in Tenri card then in hers. 

 “Foolish. Destiny has made its mind that I shall be the winner of this round. “ 

The choco puff box prize is his! 

About ten seconds passed while Milim processed this. And then...

“... Noooooooo!”

Down on her knees she dropped. Out came the tears. And the tantrum started in full force- for just long enough to draw further attention, and then Milim stopped herself.

She popped right back to her feet and flung out an arm to point at the person who’d won the prize she wanted, never mind the tears still trembling in her eyes. “Ahem! Y- you may have won this time, but don’t think there will be a second chance!”