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Who is more likely to raise their voice? BoomerWho threatens to leave but never actually does? BoomerWho actually keeps their word and leaves? IvyWho trashes the house? BOOMERDo either of them get physical? Boomer prob does when he gets real madHow often do they argue/disagree? Pretty often Who is the first to apologize? Boomer, with chocolates (cause she nearly killed him when he brought flowers)
Who is on top? IVYWho is on the bottom? Boomer, prob. Who has the strangest desires? Boomer (he a real freak)Any kinks? Uh, all of them lmaoWho’s dominant in bed? Boomer likes when Ivy isIs head ever in the equation? A L W A Y SIf so, who is better at performing it? I dont like to brag, but Boomer knows his way around Ever had sex in public? YESWho moans the most? BoomerWho leaves the most marks? IvyWho screams the loudest? BOOMERWho is the more experienced of the two? uh, prob Boomer?Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Fuck it’s a mixtureRough or soft? RoughHow long do they usually last? All night.Is protection used? NoDoes it ever get boring? No way, those vines are neat!Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably in a cemetery
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Ummm...If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Just one, Boomer’s afraid to be a horrible father. Who is the favorite parent? BoomerWho is the authoritative parent? IvyWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? BoomerWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? BoomerWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both (if they arent in prison/arkham)Who changes the diapers? HA. Boomer makes Ivy.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ivy Who spends the most time with the children? BoomerWho packs their lunch boxes? IvyWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Boomer, when they’re way too young to understandWho cleans up after the kids? Not Boomer, he’s too busy helping them make the mess.Who worries the most? Both of themWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? BOOMER
Who likes to cuddle? Boomer, especially on cold winter nightsWho is the little spoon? lmao prob BoomerWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Boomer, againWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? BOOMERHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? an hour?Who gives the most kisses? IvyWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Prob gardeningWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? on the couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? BoomerHow often do they get time to themselves? Pretty often, actually
Who snores? BoomerIf both do, who snores the loudest? --Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed when he spends the nightIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy upWho talks in their sleep? Both,What do they wear to bed? NOTHINGAre either of your muses insomniacs? no?Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? maybe?Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Who wakes up with bed hair? both, and it’s adorableWho wakes up first? IvyWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? IvyWhat is their favourite sleeping position? SpooningWho hogs the sheets? BoomerDo they set an alarm each night? No, Ivy’s plants will tell her if an intruder is in the houseCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? Both of themWho has ridiculous dreams? BoomerWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Both of them, all over each otherWho makes the bed? IvyWhat time is bed time? 10 for Ivy, whenever Boomer gets homeAny routines/rituals before bed? teeth brushing, face washing, watch some tvWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Boomer
Who is the busiest? IvyWho rakes in the highest income? Boomer (he steals a ton of money)Are any of your muses unemployed? Um? No?Who takes the most sick days? Boomer Who is more likely to turn up late to work? BoomerWho sucks up to their boss? Prob neitherWhat are their jobs? Um... Does Super Villain count as a job?Who stresses the most? IvyDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? prob would choose a better lifestyle if they had the choiceAre your muses financially stable? Ha. yeah
Who does the washing? IvyWho takes out the trash? BoomerWho does the ironing? IvyWho does the cooking? IvyWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? BOOMERWho is messier? BoomerWho leaves the toilet roll empty? BoomerWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BoomerWho forgets to flush the toilet? BoomerWho is the prankster around the house? BoomerWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? BoomerWho mows the lawn? NO ONE! Who answers the telephone? NeitherWho does the vacuuming? IvyWho does the groceries? Ivy (no fruits or vegetables tho)Who takes the longest to shower? Boomer Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Both
Is money a problem? NeverHow many cars do they own? Own? None. Have stolen? Prob 2-3Do they own their home or do they rent? Own?Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Coast-ishDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? Prob not.What’s their song? Strange Love by HalseyWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?Where did they first meet? Harley/Joker’s padHow did they first meet? Through HarleyWho spends the most money when out shopping? IvyWho’s more likely to flash their assets? BoomerWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BoomerAny mental issues? Um... is that a serious question?Who’s terrified of bugs? Ivy?Who kills the spiders around the house? BoomerTheir favourite place? The Botanical GardensWho pays the bills? BoomerDo they have any fears for their future? Boomer fears losing IvyWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? BoomerWho uses up all of the hot water? BOOMERWho’s the tallest? BoomerWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? BoomerWho wanders around in their underwear? BOOMERWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? BoomerWhat do they tease each other about? Boomer teases her when she pays more attention to her plants. She prob teases him about how Australian he really is XDWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Ivy cringes over Boomer’s attireDo they have mutual friends? Harley, Selina, and prob a few othersWho crushed first? BoomerAny alcohol or substance related problems? Boomer has a drinking, smoking, and sometimes drug problem (that he hides from Ivy)Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? BoomerWho swears the most? BOOMER