#isteal

[darksiderscreations]

Me, infected with a nasty head cold and unable to sleep: I want Death.

Death: That can be arranged.

Me: *Hugs Death* Thank you.

Death: No, I thought you meant actual—

Me, grinning profusely: No. I meant you. You’re mine now. Sorry. You kinda brought this upon yourself.

Death: .... -.-

At least, that’s how I wish things went down... :-:

[drmdesigns]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: I Steal Hearts Shirt #valentinesday #shortsleeve #humoroussaying #isteal #hearts #valentines #tyrannosaurus #heart #funny https://etsy.me/3Kwl0Ka https://www.instagram.com/p/CZHOM-KrKNv/?utm_medium=tumblr

[beelzebeast]

I didn’t know what to name my character in Morrowind, and I was really tired, so