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Hacker Knock-Knock Joke

Random Person: Knock, knock.

Me: Who's there?

Random Person: The FBI.

Me: FBI who?

*formats hard drive*

*smashes computer*

*magnetizes backup disks*

*burns world annihilation plans*

*throws entire smoking mess into backyard*

*organizes pantry*

Random Person: The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Me: Come right in. Would you like some coffee?