#isurugi atomu

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Atomu: I am a god.

Hoshina: You yelled ‘shut up’ at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely a coincidence.

Kaidou: [nodding] He‘s a god.

[grandpa-kita]

What do you mean this didn't happen

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Kaidou: Oops oops oops, I ate a cold mint thing right after a really spicy thing and now I am experiencing heretofore undiscovered Flavors Indescribable.

Hoshina: The taste equivalent of chimerical colors?

Kaidou: I guess? It mostly tasted like intense painful static and taking a bite out of a snowdrift.

Atomu: But do you recommend it?

Kaidou: Absolutely not.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Aiba: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Atomu: 'Prettiest Smile'.

Kaidou: 'Nicest Personality'.

Ura: 'Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight'.

Hoshina: 'Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight, but Most Likely to Win One'.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Atomu: How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Kaidou: Oh, I don't think I've heard this one before! How many?

Atomu: No, this isn't a joke.

Atomu: We've been sitting in the dark for the past two hours.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Atomu: Are you in a good mood?

Hoshina: Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?

Atomu: I take it you didn't hear that loud shattering sound upstairs.

Hoshina: Update: I am no longer in a good mood.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Atomu: What would you say if we did this thing?

Hoshina: Do NOT. Do not do it.

Atomu:

Ura:

Kaidou:

Atomu: What would you say if we told you that we already did it twenty minutes ago?

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Hoshina: I hate the phrase “Give 110%!” because that's not mathematically possible. 100% is all I have. If I exceed your expectations, then you have simply underestimated me.

Atomu: ...This hit me harder than it should have.

Hoshina: I think it hit you as hard as it needed to.