(POV: The Losers Club is playing video games when they decide to along with Richie antics)
Richie, speaking in a British accent: Now, I say, when I was on safari in the Amazon hunting rhinos, I- uh- I encountered the candi-
Stan: We are winning devastatingly.
Ben, not understanding the game: How do I turn this boat over?
Richie, still in a British accent: The candiru came and swam up my pee-hole!
[everyone starts dying of laughter]
Richie: It took four other blokes to pull it out! They were going at it like a blow gun…but in reverse!
Mike, copying Richie’s British accent: Ah, yes. I do recall when I was in the jungle, and my dick was stung by a scorpion. I- I had to alert my- my friends! “The only way to save me!”
Mike: “You must suck the poison out! You must!” And they said, “But there’s no scorpions in this forest?” I said, “I swear to god!”
Richie: I say, I seem to have an unsucked Johnson!
[somebody get Eddie’s inhaler because the Losers cannot breathe]
Stan: I don’t wanna do this anymore!
Eddie, copying Richie’s British accent: You remember when that monkey grabbed my hog and yanked it to completion?
Beverly, copying Richie’s British accent: “And yanked it to completion!”
Eddie: I was minding my business in the tent, it came out of nowhere!
Richie: I say the monkey came onto me!
Bill: This is the funniest you’ve ever been, Richie!