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ethan - they/he

[aropride]

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

[k1ttygam3r]

[antiquesintheattic]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[dogpuppy]

[itmeansalot]

Italians, huh? Maybe we're not so different after all. .

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[sharkfiinn]

[dr-grace-official]

Can confirm, he did do this to me. My knee was not the same afterwards.

[rockytheeridianofficial]

But reflexes was good! Means muscle spindle and neurons aren’t bad from 0 gravity! Means brain signals good!

Should be grateful, statement

[dr-grace-official]

Pain. I love you, Rocky, but please leave the medical checkups to Armando and the medical team. ♥️

[simon-butcher-convict]

I dunno, Rocky. I think you should hit him again. Assert dominance.

[rockytheeridianofficial]

Rocky test gag reflex next

[simon-butcher-convict]

On me hopefully

[sharkfiinn]

Can You Get A Room

[chongoblog]

Estrogen would not save Bad Luck Brian btw

[trans-peridot]

[stuckinapril]

[boofinator]

Misc.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[kn0wmore]

[comradesaucegay]

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

[comradesaucegay]