#it doesnt work btw

[inamagicalhallucination]

good morning only to atsushi who wakes up and spends his time staring at aku to get back at him for all the times he broke into his apartment and scared him awake by staring pre relationship

[sarioh]

white knuckled, gripping the sink i AM normal about smalletho

yeah.Actually every morning i wake up dunk my head in a bucket of ice cold water and down three gallons of gfuel and then stare in the mirror and scream I will not be autistic about minecraft roleplay characters today at the top of my lungs as if exorcising a demon from my body

[randombrainlessdummy]

other girls have rizz n tactics n stuff but heh. not me, im different. the way i go after a guy is i think about him and tell myself to stop

[rynkyus]

so obsessed with rei pulling the boyfriend card. lucifer’s like “i’m not going to give you my credit card” and rei’s like “i’m literally your boyfriend. this is what boyfriends do.”

[oseallyfish]

i smoke weed for the religious awakening that is me being funnier

[nemesismess]

I have to dissect a device for class so I chose a Gameboy!!!

Time to figure out how it works!!

[ifartconfetti]

how you know you are lazy:  when theres a fly on your screen and you rather try to scare it away with your cursor than use your hand 

[malklavian]

you know you’ve played too much video games with romance options when you just casually ask someone “are you interested in me?” and expect a yes-no answer