G steht für Gönnjamin

Wocky / 31 / 16. June / Solarian | They / Germany

[ifartconfetti]

Hey There

Hey there! I’m Wocky, in my 30s and from Germany. I mainly reblog funny things.

I don't like DMs and probably won't answer, especially if I don't know you.

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[ravingcactus]

sending this to anorexic twinks on grindr

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[pride-knightess]

I swear to god a good eighty percent of the bug reports I get for my mod are like this

[beardedmrbean]

[festeredhearts]

[pride-knightess]

Post hole

post hole

[chryza]

TikTok is a fundamentally evil app however the reason i use it is because you occasionally stumble across gems like the Chinese power transformer manufacturer who posts kawaii edits of their power transformers

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[captain-price-returns]

[yesornopolls]

have you ever had a blorbo who was a friend's oc? or has one of your friends ever had your oc as a blorbo?

Have you ever had a blorbo who was a friend's oc?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[pistol-kitten]

i was just trying to find a post, man

[oneheadtoanother]

[depsidase]