Mar 1, 2021
Top Five Reasons to Cancel Bitty
He’s super passive-aggressive.
He bakes pie unnaturally fast (is he part-fae? A demon? A witch? Hard to say but he definitely can’t be trusted)
He takes everything way too personally
He holds grudges like no other.
He’s a short man who finds a tall boyfriend and as a short man without a tall boyfriend I find that really unfair and so I think he should be canceled >:(
This concludes my list of reasons for canceling Bitty. Also, not on the list but it’s super problematic of him to be such a kind and loving person. Like???? No one irl is like that. What is he hiding