The thing about Dan repeatedly bringing up how gross hotel bedding is while watching heated rivalry is that if he could somehow communicate that information through the screen Shane would share his priorities. He'd make Ilya stand there and wait while he neatly folds the bed runner and sets it aside and then stacks the decorative cushions on top of it and then goes and washes his hands before they can go anywhere near the bed. And Ilya would watch him do all that and call him boring to cover for the fact that he's more turned on than he's ever been in his entire life.










