date of post: may 7, 2023
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cw: not proofread bc i'm tired
мой свет = "my light"
Моя любовь = "my love"
in which childe is dumb
love was a mysterious thing. it allowed for strange things to happen, opening your eyes to the unexpected. it pushes you towards the edge, allowing you to let go of your fears and face the world. but at the same time, it could pull you back in, a breath of fresh air after a lifetime of drowning. love was truly blinding.
this, however, was just weird.
“мой свет, come back!”
“no way!” childe had always been a bit of a pain. okay, a lot of pain. knowing him, you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to start dating him. but at this point, you might just lose it.
"i didn't mean it!"
"liar!"
coming back home, you had been surprised by your boyfriend nearly tackling you from behind. that on its own would have been fine, but then his next actions…
“мой свет-”
had thrown you off.
“do you moy- moy- affectionately call me some snezhnayan name me, childe.”
“i didn’t know-”
“nope, don’t want to hear it.”
you headed towards the small closet by the front door. pulling the door open and rummaging through it, you eventually found what you were looking for.
"мой свет please-" the ginger paused for a moment. he fell to his knees in front of you, hands held in a prayer as he looked towards you. "forgive me, i don't like it when you're mad. i'm sorry! forgive me, pleeeeeease-"
he threw in his best attempt at puppy eyes. seeing the usually fierce and greatly feared harbinger at your mercy, you couldn't help but let out a laugh.
"okay, okay… but you're cleaning up the mess this time."
"on it!"
he grabbed the mop, the item which you had been holding. you watched as he began marching his way towards the kitchen.
love, it seems, made childe do stupid things. in this case, he had tried his hand at seducing you using his vision. a few small hydro arrows locked and loaded, aimed straight at you as you had been in the kitchen. it would have been fine were in not for the mess it had made. you had just cleaned the house too!
"sorry for the mess, Моя любовь!"
love was a mysterious thing.
"you better be! almost ruined dessert because of it!"
but you wouldn't change that for anything.
