"o h I am experiencing major misery"
So what ur gunna wanna do is get yourself 2 cups of chicken broth, and a half of a cup of water ok. Put those in a pot. Make it boil obviously fuck you have you ever cooked? After it's boiled ur gonna add 3/4 of a cup of ur favourite small pasta, I'm talking tiny ok. Let that boil until it's just fat pasta. Add an amount of butter that your heart chooses, mix that in and take it off the heat ok. Ten thousand pounds of Parmesan cheese, Mix that up. Eat it. Put it in a bowl and eat it.
Cured. Maybe. I can't guarantee















