#warfare diary

[maggotsfoot]

There's something about when a character has their hand over their mouth that drives me fucking WILD. Not even in just a hiccup sense, like if you laugh or smile behind your hand that's cute that's rlly fucking cute omg aauuuhhhh. However this is a kink blog so-

Someone's hand flying up to their mouth every time they hiccup as if that'll stop them from being the loudest in the room I need you BAD NOW RIGHT NOW!

[maggotsfoot]

I feel like I've covered it all here but if there's anything I haven't, feel free to hit me with rocks tied with notes attached.

Venmo is preferable but I understand that it isn't everyone's favourite!

I'm on kofi under sporefare :]

And I have a venmo link under the cut.

*Sequence art and comics aren't priced that differently it follows the flat rate and goes up 15% per panel!*

Cailean is trapped here forever in my money vortex

[maggotsfoot]

Vaping will make you hiccup prone btw, BUT DONT DO IT 🫵

[maggotsfoot]

I didn't put the sentient computer on board to help us, I put it here to fuck later you moron.

[maggotsfoot]

Thinking about hiccups from excitement (because I'm thinking about Cailean heh) literally so endearing I'm gonna throw up.

"sorry I hyped myself up too much about hanging out with you today and now I've got hiccups because youre here and I'm excited."

"sorry Everytime we call I get hiccups I'm just excited to talk to you"

[maggotsfoot]

Are we a fan of this non binary Venus fly trap elf I made or no?

[maggotsfoot]

Taking the whole edible tonight.

[maggotsfoot]

Fat cat boy... -takes a huge rip off my pen- Overly pampered fat cat boy...