#it's 12:30

[nyimeria]

[thevoidstaredback]

The simultaneously wondering what it's like to french kiss, and also being grossed out by the mere idea of literally swapping spit with somebody

[ryhsrunner]

Fell down the stairs in front of the cool mutual #fuckmystupidpostinglife

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

The Terrifying Truth About Being So Cozy In Bed

[herecomestheyesmann]

Mega Man. What a series...

In summary:

"Local old robotics expert accidentally ends world over the course of centuries by trying to be the best like nobody ever was, digitizing himself to torment the young'ins, and possessing Buzz Lightyear"

Did I get it right?

Also I'm fairly sure Wily probably misinterpreted Dr. Light's familiar naming scheme in some way.

"Mega Man is 'Rock'? Oh, well, I've seen him shoot rocks I think"

"Roll? Uh, she must have rolling powers I guess"

"Blues? He must be colorblind, that guy is clearly red"

"Alright, I'm gonna make a robot to combat these guys: I'm gonna name him Bass and make him look like a fish man"

Of course, that doesn't explain Treble, though I like to imagine that he'd already finished Bass, started working on the dog, and it finally clicked. "Oh. Well, it's too late to remove the face fin things. Anyway, this dog's name is Treble-"

Why'd he name him Bass if not because of the naming scheme? Who knows. Maybe he was thinking of Bass Pro Shops and thought "if I name him Bass, he'll be a pro at shopping"

This post makes no sense :)

[al-mayriti]

why the fuck does ticketmaster not say when there's no tickets left i hate this fucking website

[gogobootz]

GOD okay so imagine me trying to unclog my rapidly overflowing downstairs toilet while black bathing suit by lana del rey plays in the background

[trybottlealleyortheharbor]

Babe! —Blink

Babe?