my boss was sitting next to my laptop and asked ‘whats that sound??’ and i’m like ‘oh i just have some.. ambient sounds playing’
boss: it sounds like fire me: yeah it’s fire and rainstorm. i like listening to that stuff. boss: ...do you, like, get warmth out of listening to fire or anything? me: no.......i just like.. listening.. to fire... crackle pop.... me: //sweats nervously;;








