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[jgvfhl]

More in Owlie's random animal shifter/therian au! Los Va-Gatos! I found a picture of a jaguarundi cat and I KNEW that was Rudy. Resting bitch face for DAYS, god bless. Of course, having two COs as felinthropes does mean that LVQ base becomes Head Bonk Central with them around. Everyone loves this. More lore below vv

So! Alejandro the melanistic jaguar, and Rudy the jaguarundi cat. Beautiful. Rudy has the ears, tail, and longer canines as a human, and he can half-shift to purr or growl if he wants (a total of 3 people outside of his family know that tho). Alejo is like Nik: his only cat-like features are his sharper canines and his purple tongue. Do jaguars have purple tongues? No. Do I care? No. In their gato forms, they don't have many identifying features between them aside from behavior.

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Soap & Ghost & Gaz || Nik & Price || Phillip Graves

[megkuna]

why do i buy dog treats when kenobi only rly wants to share some delicious ritz crackers w daddy

[moonyistired]

most painful thing yet of doing research for the fanfic was realising that stardew multiplayer wasn’t a thing until august of 2018 so The Squad TM can’t play stardew together in the fic

[ataciturn]

petalwind replied to your post: headcanon rude likes to sulk with tseng over the...

they can sit in silence and drink scotch

that is ex-fucking-xactly what they’re going to do

[ceyfe]

My night: not so wild, even tho all of us (25 ppl or so) started eating pasta at 3am

[sergeantherchansen]

Well that was unexpected

// *wants to go there, but doesn’t know if you even like Hansencest. Plays it safe* 

Hercules shook out his fist, frowning as the split of one knuckle began to trickle blood. He sneered down at the heap of humanity at his feet, manfully resisting the urge to kick the downed man in the ribs. 

"…yeah, well…" Herc muttered, glancing to his right and taking in Chuck’s startled expression. He couldn’t blame the kid for being surprised. Just another reason why Herc was a shitty father, sometimes…  "…he deserved it, didn’t he? Talkin’ bollocks about my son when I’m standing right here…”

Lifting his attention to the other men in the barroom, the Elder Hansen’s pale eyes were cutting as he pinned their gaping audience with his gaze. He didn’t have to raise his voice to make his point. “That goes fer th’rest of you galahs, too. Say a word against my kid, and I’ll job you hard enough t’make this look like a pat on the cheek.”

Turning towards the bartop, Hercules tossed down a few bills. Her jerked his chin towards the door, his jaw still tight, “…c’mon, Chuck. Let’s leave these rat bags t’their piss water.”