Steve Quarantine Harrington as things I've done/said during zoom classes & the wonky in person hybrid classes:
• is on camera, *sprays whipped cream into mouth*, makes eye contact with teacher, *sprays more whipped cream into mouth*
• "No Mr. W, public execution is not the same as murder 🙄"
• on camera but muted: having a yelling conversion with Billy who is upstairs while Steve is downstairs. Everyday his sixth period class just sees Steve yelling and rolling his eyes and sighing dramatically without the audio. The teacher wonders if he is paying any attention at all to the class. The answer is no.
• To his art teacher and the only other 2 students in the class: "WE SHOULD START A BAND!!!!"
• "Can I rank their ceilings?!"
• "Mr. W..... I lost my social security card.."
• To English teacher: "today is the day I remember to show up to office hours!" *promptly falls asleep right after getting home & only 20 minutes before office hours (so close!)*
• whispered under his breath: "my ass is the antichrist"
• Teacher: "how was your weekend?"
Steve: "No."
Teacher: "No?"
• Steve: "so i can't show up to office hours today, but I'll be there next week. Next week is going to be the week!"
Teacher: "Tragically, next week is spring break.."
Steve, errupting into maniacal laughter: "no!"
• "Mr. W.... I have something to confess. I think, in a past life, I was the fabled cow that started the Chicago fire."
• English teacher (about the Titanic movie): "What are the main differences between Jack and Rose?"
Steve: "....Oh! I remember! Jack is good at painting french girls, Rose is not."
English Teacher: ...😐😑😐...











