#it's me

[cherriesareyuck]

And who wants to kiss the femmes who have mother's who call them a bitch and tells them to kys?

[sporkdefender]

ok ik I js sent smth BUUUUTT (butt im so funny)

Reader that acts alot like habit BUT isnt habit (ykwim) and is possessive over Steph... yeahh... strokes wizard beard.. AND AND its WLW YEAHHHHHHH AND READER LIKES TO PUT ON PERFUME AND RUB UP ON STEPH LIKE A CAT YEAHHHHH IM COOKING

I put this in my drafts to remember it, then forgot it was in my drafts, and when I went to respond to it I thought Tumblr whisked this away from my inbox right in front of my very eyes. I need more post it notes bro wtf.

Anyways I'm stroking your wizard beard so hard right now. I'm such a sucker for monster/human or at the very least monster-coded human/human OHHH my god you're speaking my language. Readers that local cat no one can get rid of because someone (Steph) fed it once and now they keep coming back for more snacks.

Rubbing up on her while she's painting and inevitably getting it smeared everywhere and staining your clothes... Accidentally knocking her glasses straight off her face when smushing your cheek against hers. Sigh Evan is going to have to fight me for Steph. I'm gonna lose but he's going to have to fight me. Goon night freak nation.

[d-lanx]

big day for fans of punk being forcibly stripped :)

[illuminatedpopcorn]

"Well I know one of us has a freckle on the bottom of their foot"

[make-a-fighting-game-player]

Fighting game player that learns a new happy birthday setup every year on their birthday.

[polyporpoising]

more prophetic dreams, except i hadn't realized this dream would be prophetic when i had it because "the couch is the wrong couch :/"

nah. we just got the couch from our grandparents' old house. right couch, prophetic dream. lmao.

[stephaniebrownenthusiast]

Stop misgendering the horse