marianne

uhhhh i uhhhhh

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this is where my thoughts go now

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please send out employed thoughts

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can't respond to my messages but can post instagram stories. sure what the hell

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spider solitaire 😮‍💨🙏🔥

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nobody loves fall out boy as much as i do and if you disagree you're lying

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thinking someone actually messaged me but it's just another flightradar notif

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also realising that all my posts are just me complaining about something. none of them are funny anymore. look what the world has come to

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i'm not the type of person who expects a response in ten minutes. HOWEVER. if we have plans together, don't suddenly take hours to respond and leave me on delivered when i'm confirming/asking questions. and DEFINITELY do not then proceed to cancel at the very last minute

my time is valuable so don't fuck around with it thanks

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is it bad that i view michael scott as a father figure

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try not to have a panic attack every time your tummy hurts: challenge (impossible)

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who wants to be the cinnamon skinned target lady to my lois griffin

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feeling sad and i know spending money on something ultimately useless but mildly exciting would make me feel temporarily better. but i'm broke so none of that is happening

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situational judgement tests when applying for jobs are inherently ableist.

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i never get over anything ever

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not very patriotic but i would like a bank holiday so england pls win x

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if it were an ipod, it would be a shuffle