Nov 14, 2022
okay but...de!aged dragon jaskier in kaer morhen creating lil hoards
those socks? his now
pillows? his also
everyone’s left shoe? hand them over
#pen posts#listen my brand now is just de-aged jaskier of varying species alright#that's just where i'm at#but i am heart eyes at the idea of baby curling up on his hoard of TREASURE#it's TREASURE#YES it's three jam jars geralt's jacket and one of lambert's knives it his TREASURE#and it is HIS#just hissy baby throwing a tantrum bc they keep reclaiming HIS treasure#even though he found it FAIR AND SQUARE#(snuck it away like a ferret when no one was looking)#he is still too little to breathe fire so he just hisses and occassionally manages a little puff of smoke#which is VERY SCARY#YOU ARE ALL SCARED#NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS TREASURE#pfft lambert has enough and shoves jaskier off of his mountain of things and claims it as his own hoard#and baby dragon has a MELTDOWN#full toddler tantrum but baby dragon#SO MUCH FLAILING OF LIMBS AND WINGS#lambert has Regrets
