#it'sfunny

[love4sims4]

I really enjoy that you -secretly- follow me. you know who you are :P :)

[gregg-so-hot]

so i tried to make the origami flowers but I can't read I'm really tired

[mitchluckertattoo]

Hahahahahaha omg

[classicdaisycalico]

Conversation between Alana and I at softball

Alana: Melissa, I should buy you a tiara.

Me: Why?

Alana: Because you're a princess. *gasp* You're like Princess Peach!

Me: Peach? Hell naw. I'm Daisy!

Alana: And that guy you like? He could be Mario!

Me: Naw, man. He's a beanpole and pretty tall. More like Luigi.

[scamperingfox]

Hi I'm Danny Hang

And I like to sing songs very off key, especially in a sharp falsetto voice

[to-infinity-and-ur-mom]

I just told mah friend that the stuff in easy mac, right before you mix in the cheese, reminds me of cum.

[winstonsaroyen]

Marina: So how was portland

Me: Good, got some hipster clothes and books and lots of books and coffee

Marina nice so you going to look sexy on monday

Me: I got a new sweatshirt and a pair of pants that fit me so maybe, depends how I look normally

Me:...Thanks Marina

Marina ;)

[loveontheninthcloud]

You know, "lijk" means "dead body" in Dutch, and you say it the same as "like". So whenever people are annoying me, in my head I hear you saying "here, have my body" and that makes me feel so great when people are annoying me.