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Skyler | 27 | he/him | hip, cool, groovy, spiritually-octogenarian and loving it. eats wild plants found outside. chews when eating ice cream or yogurt. does not consume media besides podcasts and a bit of social. please don't ask me what my favorite TV show is. [Icon ID: a hand holding the smallest flower pot you’ve ever seen in the shape of a white duck. There are two little leaves sticking out of the pot. /end ID]

[guooey]

Hermann Hesse, Wandering: Notes and Sketches (1920)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[memento-mariii]

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[un-father]

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[wordfather]

the government made early mornings illegal its true just go back to sleep

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[onlinebeast]

[lady-raziel]

This is why we can never let local news die. Commitment to the bit as an art form must survive

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[wintery-waxillium]

No I will not.

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

the US is at a point where if you hacked the right politician's twitter and changed the pronouns you could start a civil war

[burr-ell]

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

[mtf-the-gathering]

"gender is a social construct": fairly easy for leftists to understand

"race is a social construct": a bit harder to swallow for some but still reasonable

"mental illness is a social construct": this one gets you hate mail in your inbox

[thebookewyrme]

Gotta add previous tags on here, because this is gonna live rent free in my head from now on. The stars are real, constellations are not. Damn. Tags by @smoreofbabylon (if you don’t want me to put you on blast like this I’ll delete lol!)

[quasi-normalcy]

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

[quasi-normalcy]

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

[dr-otter]

It includes "Everyone is not looking at you and judging you. Almost no one is really looking at you because they are all more worried about their own stuff." Which is honestly really freeing and a huge relief.

[alliariapetiolata]

While I'm actually posting things, I have been thinking about how people think about conifers. My mom calls them all pine trees. It stuck in my head after I learned to identify them, to the point of saying and thinking things like "this is a larch. It's special because it's a deciduous conifer. That means it has needles and pinecones, but it drops its needles in the winter like a broad leaved tree." This winter we had a fir tree in our house for christmas and I got her to refer to the needles that are still all over the floor as fir needles rather than pine needles. Some time in December my grandmother came in and remarked that it smells so piney in here! I started typing to correct her but stopped because is that even wrong? Don't they both smell so good because of terpenes, meaning fir trees do in fact smell piney? I know it's a matter of plant blindness that people make this mistake but it's still so interesting to me. I want to know how widespread it is- how many people say pine when they mean conifer? I don't think it's just our family, is it a regional/ cultural thing or more widespread? In linguistics, if enough people use a word a certain way, it becomes correct. Taxonomy is more rigid than that. I don't know where I'm going with this.

[shutinthenutouse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

[stitchlingbelle]

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

[passengerpigeons]

she jack my pine (P. banksiana) till my serotinous cone's sealing resin melts at 50°C (122°F) allowing my seeds to disperse and colonize shortly following a stand-clearing fire (Larsen & MacDonald 1998).

[peachfromcmbyn]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[god-monsterr]

this reply deserves to be here.

[cognitiveinequality]